Eu Quero uma Esposa Calvinista!

I wanna woman who can love me for life!
I wanna woman who can be a good wife!
I wanna woman who can sing in a choir!
I wanna woman who can change a tire!
I wanna woman - she's gotta be cute -
She's gotta know her Calvin's Institutes!

I wanna woman livin' out in the skids!
I wanna woman wants to have twelve kids!
I wanna woman ain't got no rheumatism!
I wanna woman who knows her catechism!
I wanna woman who can give me what I want-a
I wanna woman who can serve me fried iguana!

I want a Calvin girl! I want a Calvin girl!
I want a Calvin girl! I want a Calvin girl!
Been around the world - I want a Calvin girl!

I wanna woman with her head on straight!
I wanna woman I can take on a date!
I wanna woman who knows right and wrong -
I wanna woman who can mow my lawn!
I wanna woman who can sing in a chorus!
I wanna woman who can serve me brontosaurus!

I want a Calvin girl! I want a Calvin girl!
I want a Calvin girl! I want a Calvin girl!
Been around the world - I want a Calvin girl!

Yeah, yeah,
She's gotta be straight, she's gotta be a sport,
I don't want any women from Dordt.
She's gotta be straight, I don't want no dope -
So don't gimme any women from Hope! Ah no, no, 1, 2, 3,

I wanna woman gimme mental stimulation!
She must approach a thing with serious dedication!
She's gotta know it's more than just infatuation!
She's gotta know some Biblical interpretation!
If this sounds good to you, it's my recommendation
to come on, baby, and fill out an application!

I want a Calvin girl! I want a Calvin girl!
I want a Calvin girl! I want a Calvin girl!
Been around the world - I want a Calvin girl!

I want everybody here
To lend an ear!
'Cause I've been preachin' this word
For twenty-five years!
If you're lookin' for love all around the world,
If you want a good wife, get a Calvin girl!

I got a Calvin girl! I got a Calvin girl!
I got a Calvin girl! I got a Calvin girl!
Been around the world - I want a Calvin girl! Yeah, yeah!
I want a Calvin girl! I want a Calvin girl!
Been around the world - I want a - I want a - I want a Calvin girl!

I want a Calvin girl...I want a Calvin girl,
I want a Calvin girl. I want a Calvin...girl!